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Vishnu pleads for help with Sexy India KPD ZTP
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´╗┐This article is now of historic interest only.
KPD, Kerala Police Dept, and ALL other police depts in world decided that they did not wish
to listen to pleas for help from Lord Vishnu.
So He gas decided that He will not listen to their pleas for help,also.

As you know Lord Vishnu is meek and mild but He is anxious, very anxious that crime
is rooted out lock stock and barrel from Sexy India.
He pleads for the assistance of KPD (Kerala Pooh-lice Dept) to enforce a
NEW ZTP (new = not hitherto done, ZTP = zero tolerance policie) towards wog ('WOG') behaviour.
ALL honest indian citizens of Kerala (HICKS), including KPD to be paid Rs 30 per hour to enforce NO CRIME ZONE IN KERALA ('NCZIK'):
1. Read recently enacted laws and enforce them.
2. All those who wish to continue WOGGING to be assisted departure to join other WOGS in Delhi.*(see below)
Examples of ZTP:
1. Litter louts. If caught red handed: chop off, or if you are squeemish, take a gun,
point it at criminal and suggest he chops off his hand, the guilty one.
Wait 30 seconds and then shoot balls off. If squeemish ask your son or daughter.
2. Thieves. Hotels, rickshaw wallahs, taxi drivers, airlines, mobile operators..
Ask whether they want to be thief. If they say yes then see 1. above. If say no, ask for evidence.
3. Murderers. Ask if they want to continue murdering. If yes, then see 1. above.
If say no, assume they are telling truth.
4. Disturbers of the peace. Rickshaw wallahs, taxi drivers, bus horn blowers,
kids with loud music, muslim and hindu temple 'music' if audible. Ask whether they want to continue.
If yes, then 1 above. If no wait for evidence.
5. Dogs and baby noise. Ask parents to sex them or blow off their mouths.
HICKS AND KPD I ASK PLEASE ENFORCE ZTP IN NCZIK AND GET WOGS OFF KERALA STREETS.
THIS IS NOT JOKE.
YOU WILL GET PAID FOR YOUR FIRST HONEST DAYS WORK EVER.
REFORM YOURSELF AND BE HAPPY, GET LAID.
IF YOU WANT TO BE A WOG, YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND CONTINUE
MAKE MY DAY.
HICKS/KPD. Let us get onto this sharpish. ALL WOGS DISHANDED, IN DELHI OR REFORMED.
Search for them in gutters, in their homes, in their offices.
No messing, let NCZIK BECOME WOG FREE IN SAY 12 HOURS.
THEN KPD, YOU GO AND SIT BACK IN YOUR SHIT AND WAIT FOR PAIN TO HAPPEN TO YOU,
ALL YOU DESERVE IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. NOT MORE NOT LESS.
AND THEN YOU CONVERT TO BEING CHRISTIAN AND PRAY TO LORD JESUS CHRIST OR BUDDHA OR ALLAH, OR SAI BABA OR KRISHNA.
OTHER STATES IN INDIA: COPY SMART KERALA PD AND INTRODUCE NCZIK
OTHER COUNTRIES: COPY SMART INDIANS.
DATE OF ENFORCEMENT OF ZTP TOWARDS WOGGING: 23 10 2017 0815 hours Kerala time
which is NO LONGER INDIAN TIME BUT IS SWISS TIMING. 0815= 0815.
All woggers who take WOG action after 0815 leave Sexy India 1 hour later.
1. I double checked. There are NO (i.e. NIL, ZERO) HICKS IN KERALA, OTHER THAN ME AND KPD.
2. Unfortunately, KPD are somewhat deficient in brain power.
THEY EAT SO MANY BALLS ON AVERAGE DAY THAT BRAINS HAVE SEMEN NOT STRAW AS MAIN CONSTITUENT.
3. So, I went to considerable trouble today, peeping into each bedroom etc, and did the following:
4. Individual who wants to continue WOGGING: left nostril is black.(2.0 million)
5. Individual who is not sure whether he/she wants guilty hand chopped off: left nostril is YELLOW IF LEFT hand is guilty,(4.1 million) and
right nostril is GREEN IF RIGHT hand is guilty.
6. Individual swears BLIND that he/she/it/dog/baby will from now on be innocent: both nostrils as long as Pinnocchios(about 0.4 metres)(21.3 million)
7. Today, KPD, WE focus on LEFT NOSTRIL BLACK PEOPLE. Eg, born in Nairobi, Kenya or India.
8. Use your BRAINS and DISPOSE OF THEM: into garbage piles, cemetries, mortuaries, Delhi,funeral pyres, anywhere except SEXY INDIA (South West India)
9. Dead or alive. Bounty payment Rs 0.15 per person. For your information:
9.1 Left= does not matter, if you are not sure whether it is left or right, dispose of anyway.
9.2 Black= colour of your wife's pubic hair, if shaved, previous colour
9.3 Nostril= Small usually 1.5 cm protrusion on middle of person's face, sometimes 0.4 metres.
9.4 People= items crawling or walking or sitting or peeing in pants etc. with 2 legs
9.5 Nairobi, Kenya etc.= Geographical place outside SEXY India, eg Delhi, Africa,..
9.6 SEXY INDIA = South West India = Karnataka. Kerala. Lakshadweep. Pondicherry. Tamil Nadu. Telangana.

9.7 Penalty payment.
9.8 Message to LEFT NOSTRIL BLACK PEOPLE IN SEXY INDIA. SCAM. GO AWAY. FLEE.FAST.

9.9 Message to KPD. You are of course free to ignore this begging letter requesting help.
Make My day.
Do not visit indian army, icici bank and bangalore metro and all hotels, restaurants, ricki
drivers.. I have stayed at...: write to Me and say 'I/we do not wish to visit xx/yy/zz..
by 0820.
KALKI, HICK

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