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Typical Indian Woman

This is an example of what an average Indian woman looked like prior to British influence.

They were sexy and in love, obeyed their husbands, and retained their stunning looks
until death, typically at about age 90.

The Loving Heart Centre

"Dear Customer,

Greetings from ICICI Bank.

Cash Withdrawal of INR 10.03 has been made at an ATM using your Debit Card linked to Account XX0561. Info: NFS*Bal.Inq.Chg."
Plus other garbage like 'Sincerely'
I do not know whether you have ever tried to withdraw INR 10.03 from an icky ATM. It is not as easy as it sounds.
Minimum I have ever withdrawn is about $100 (Rs 6500), except in India and Ukraine where it is more usually Rs 0.00.
And last time I handled Rs 0.03 (3 paise, about $0.00000000001) was 30 or so years ago, maybe to throw into trash can.
Anyways I now have an investment of Rs 164 in uck bank. Are the directors going to instruct uck computer buffs to steal the final Rs 164 from Me?
Did you know that if uck-bank staff find 0.01 Rs missing they have to spend overnight looking for it in toilet, under toilet, in their arses, in the rubbish bin, etc.?
But that if a customer loses his entire savings it is just normal business practice?
One possibility is for you to try a British (i.e. Chinese) bank, HSBC, now that State Bank of India is closed and can no longer blackmail you.
HSBC, now there is honesty AND safety for you. Nothing could go wrong with your dishonestly acquired savings there, now could it?
Or you could try PAYPAL (also chink). A watchword in honesty and rue-this-dayability.
Now I have worked for quite a few American banks, and can swear by them

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I cannot remember the last few words on this junk mail I got from Pay Pal. I think it was 'to steal your money'.
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