The Loving Heart Centre

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I am gonna stick around

1. Well, it guts Me to say this, but I made My Lord a promise which basically net net means
I may not see Him for a while.
I mean seeing Him is impossible because He is invisible, so I will not see Him for ALL eternity.

2. Anyways, My promise involved loving one or more women.
Actually, this is not too dificult an involvement for Me, because I love all men, women, children,
cows, babies, rabbits, the more so if I meet them, and the more so if I meet them twice etc.
but the less so if they are evil to Me. Which rabbit is going to shout at Me?
My heart it is completely open.

3. People of all colours, sexes, ages etc. may have 3 valuable quantities they can offer another person:
love and or
pleasure and or
They cannot offer fun, because they are basically too stupid for that nowadays,
only British people were intelligent enough.
They cannot offer happiness because that is your job.

4. Anyways, about love, you wanna give it to Me, I am going to do My best to accept it
and give at least equal back.
Of course I want to give My love to you anyway, irrespective of what you give Me.
Well there are 7.6 billion of you, and only one of Me. So I cannot meet all of you.
But, you are welcome to visit Me, write in beforehand, and if you cannot/do not want to do that,
you can always email Me with eg loving words and if at all possible I will reply.
This is internet love which is a little small.
Real big love comes from actual physical meeting and you would need to visit
multiple times or stick around in Kerala.
Love is not sex. Everybody in the world wants love and is able to give it.
Even if you are married to a man, you can still love Me, of course you should ask
Lord Vishnu for permission to write in this case. Love flees in the presence of evil.
So, you should not have evil thoughts in your mind if you wish to write or meet Me.
Eg, if you are a married woman, you should not write or meet Me, if your thoughts are
tinged with adulterous thoughts.Similarly, if you want to steal etc.

5. About pleasure, actually, every nice man or nice woman is a little choosy about whom to
accept it from and also whom to give it to.
I am not gay. So that eliminates 3.8 billion. I do not accept under 14 year olds.
However, if you the father have a child between 5.5 and 14, and wish her to ultimately marry Me,
when she becomes 14, I would consider such.

I also do not accept married women, women who are living with another man, or are
regularly having sexual activity with a man. I do not want to meet unkind people.
I think this means I get to meet no one, not sure though.
The way it works is that a nice man, a nice woman is actually repelled by the thought of
touching the private parts of people unsuitable for them.
So, if you are kind, and if we do not repel each other, I am happy to consider proposals,
whatever it is you wish to write, giving Me cash, love or pleasure, in exchange for what you want,
eg cash, love or pleasure. Aside from love, it will be roughly 50/50 exchange.
No promises, I do not know whether 3 billion will write in or 1.
And for this, you will need to come to Kerala, and to send Me a photo of your face and including uncovered eyes.
And of course, if you are good to Me, (I will sure as hell which does not exist be good to you)
it may lead to marriage. This may not be exclusive marriage to you, I do not know.
But, if I marry you, then I would expect exclusivity from you.
I will do My best to reply, and you will need to forgive Me if I have to say no, not because of you,
but because WE are not suited.

6. About cash, I am not a thief. If you write Me and send Me cash, I will ensure I give you
something of equal value back, ie pain relief, unless you owe Me from some
previous hostile action of yours against Me.

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