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The Shy Punishment Act

Introduction
You are either a man or a woman.You are single.
You see a woman or you see a man. Maybe on TV or in a strip bar or a brothel, maybe on the internet or maybe
anywhere.
You are attracted to her or him.
You have reasonable reason to believe that she or he is single.
Or, an encounter arises conveniently and you can ask whether she or he is single.
You do not approach her or him.
You know how to approach her or him, you have their name or email or whatever.
Or. You are a man. Or a woman. You are not single.
Before your spouse you are shy.

You are evil.
Evil shall be exterminated.
It WILL happen in phases.
Maybe pain. Maybe a ball. Maybe a warning. Maybe your anus hurts.
Maybe your daughter dies.
And then EVIL thinks:
"I am Christian. I do not believe in God. I am a fan of Jesus. He will help Me be shy. I can manage with one ball"
AND THEN LORD VISHNU THINKS:
(possibly) FUCK YOU. (It is of course entirely up to Him what He thinks, but I am telling Him to think this, ok My Lord?)
AND FURTHER: This is My World and I do in it whatever mess I wish.
So Lord Vishnu Sir, you just let Me alone and do NOT mess with Me, please ignore these 2 commands of Mine

YOU HAVE FROM ONE HOUR AFTER YOU SEE THIS ACT TO DETERMINE WHETHER YOU WANT PHASE 1.
AFTER PHASE 1:
YOU HAVE 1 HOUR LEFT.
THEN:
ZERO, NIL, NO CHANCES LEFT.
Extermination does not mean immediate death.
Fuck you does not mean you will be happy.
HOUR means you have that time to write, or phone or book train ticket or email or undress or some concrete positive action to bring love or happiness or pleasure or cash into his or her life.
AND it means that in that 60 minutes you determine that you will follow through to all appropriate logical consequences of getting on train, meeting him/her, doing your best to bring love or happiness or pleasure or cash into his/her life assuming that you reasonably determine that she/he will do the same for you.
unless of course that man or woman says he or she is uninterested in marriage to you
or does not reply to you.

In this hour you are able to if you wish set reasonable conditions, eg to say: 'Dear Lord Vishnu, I am attracted to this man or woman, but only if he or she does not have
children or loses 30 kg or is prepared to be vegetarian..'
And these same conditions you need to set to him or her.

And of course prior to marriage further conditions may cross your mind.
Such is no problem

In appropriate places in this Act, the word or includes the word and.

ONE HOUR LEFT.

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