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The 11 11 Reaching Act

Pronounced: this day of 11 -11
At: Her Majesty's, The Mall, Buckingham Palace Road THE CITY OF WESTMINSTER, London SW11AA.
ON: the ORDERS OF THE QUEEN
THE FOLLOWING:
1. 0.00001 SECONDS
2. AFTER
3. A PERSON HAS DECIDED TO BE GOOD
4. HE OR SHE IF OVER AGE OF PUBERTY AND ALSO UPON REACHING THE AGE OF PUBERTY
5. HE OR SHE WILL BE ABLE TO REACH.
6. SUCH ABILITY CAN ALSO BE PURCHASED BY DEPOSITING $947 or more in American greenbacked currency or the Rupee equivalent of 597,613 rupees or in any currency other than USD provided that the person desirous of reaching ability understands that iciky bank may at any moment steal this money and if this happens the ability to reach VANISHES until or if such time as further deposit of $.01 etc. or a decision to be good is made.
7. HIGHLY IMPORTANT NOTICE. The bank account number for a deposit covered or indeed not covered by 6. above is given somewhere on this website, ie on

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8. Cheap people discount. If you are at or near beggar level, then the purchase price set out in
6. above is reduced to the sum of Rs 597,612 or such lower amount or such lower currency that you in your absolute poverty determine.
DEFINITIONS:
1. PERSON IS ONE WHO IF BORN WITH PENIS STILL HAS IT AND IF BORN WITH VAGINA STILL HAS IT.
2. FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS ACT ONLY SUCH A PERSON ALSO INCLUDES RELEVANT AND APPROPRIATE AMERICANS
3. GOOD IS ONE WHO WISHES TO USE HIS OR HER NEWLY OR OTHERWISE ABILITY TO REACH TO GOOD PURPOSE.
4. GOOD PURPOSE IS A PURPOSE OF BRINGING LOVE AND OR HAPPINESS AND OR PLEASURE AND OR CASH TO A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WHERE SUCH MEMBER IS APPROPRIATE.
5. APPROPRIATE MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX EXCLUDES THE FOLLOWING:
a. anuses
b. mouthes
c. children and babies if and only if such are unable to reach.
d. a person, see above definition, who does not want you to bring love or happiness or pleasure or cash into their lives, eg because they already have enough
e. donkeys
f. elephants
g. all 2 and 4 legged animals who are not kept
h. all 2 and 4 legged animals who are kept
i. ears
j. nostrils.
k armpits
l. groins
m. inbetween toes
6. FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS ACT GOOD PURPOSE IS DEEMED TO APPLY FOR A PERSON WHO INTENDS TO USE HIS OR HER ABILITY TO REACH TO GOOD PURPOSE WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WHERE SUCH MEMBER IS APPROPRIATE IF SUCH PERSON IS TAKING REASONABLE AND HASTY STEPS TO FIND A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX AND IS ALSO TAKING STEPS TO MAKE THEMSELVES ATTRACTIVE TO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IF NECESSARY TO ACHIEVE GOOD PURPOSE

DURATION OF THIS REACHING
AT THE DISCRETION OF THE QUEEN, BUT:
Under and also over normal circumstances about 0.000000001 seconds maximum

DURATION OF THIS ACT
All eternity except:
1. if the ability to reach is not utilized for good purpose it then lapses on a 24 hour rolling basis.
Once lapsed the ability to reach is regained upon a determined resolution by a person to be good or cash payment as REQUIRED above.

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