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Meeting Lord Vishnu


You know in the good old days when a British subject went to meet the King of the BRITISH EMPIRE,
he would
feel honoured
wear best clothes
be on best behaviour
be humble
be polite
bow
bring a gift.

Well Lord Vishnu, Lord of the Universe and the American Empire is nicer than a British King.
And so because He is nicer, He deserves from you BETTER behaviour than you would give a British
king who would chop your head off if you were not respectful.

On this website I jest a little, but actually I do My best to treat Him right.
1. To approach Him, lie on your bed, in your best clothes, the ones He gave you before you were born:
nothing on.
Legs relaxed, a little apart, head straight, arms relaxed to either side.
2. No cream and make-up and sun tan lotion, no glasses.
3. And you empty your mind of desire for $ but not sex.
4. And you lie still, quietly with peaceful mind.
5. And you resolve to yourself that you never wish to hurt or upset the KINDEST being in the universe
6. And resolve that you do not wish to murder those He loves, kangaroos for example.
7. And resolve that you will OBEY this spirit who loves you.
8. And cry for all the wrong you have done in the past and ask to be punished appropriately for ALL your wrong doing.
9. And you wait, with a pool of tears on your eyes, and soon, because He is kind and loves you, He will
contact you.
10. And then, more water on your eyes in gratitude. And that is your gift to Him. Water.
11. And when He dismisses you, you turn to the side and get up quietly and be happy that you are fortunate to be His subject.
12. And for the rest of the day, maybe longer you REMEMBER what He told you and you OBEY.

YOU HAVE APPROACHED AND BEEN HONOURED TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF THE MOST WONDERFUL KINDEST MOST POWERFUL ABSOLUTE RULER OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSE WHO HAS WITH THE HUGE GENEROSITY OF HIS HEART GIVEN YOU A GIFT.

WHAT THIS GIFT IS MAYBE YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU DO NOT.

AND THE WATER YOU GAVE HIM IS APPROPRIATE RECOMPENSE.

THE VALUE OF HIS GIFT TO YOU IN MONETARY TERMS IS EXACTLY EQUAL TO THE VALUE OF THE WATER YOU OFFERED HIM.

YOU OWE HIM YOUR LIFE, YOUR EYES, YOUR EVERYTHING, AND THERE IS NO NEED FOR HIM TO GIVE YOU
ANYTHING MORE.
BUT HE DOES.
AND SO YOU SHOULD CRY SOME MORE, BUT ASK HIM THIS TIME NOT TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING MORE.

AND THEN YOU RESOLVE TO LOVE A KIND MAN OR LOVE A KIND WOMAN TO THE VERY BEST OF YOUR ABILITY, (IN THE VERY UNLIKELY EVENT) THAT YOU FIND SUCH.

AND YOU RESOLVE THUS ONLY BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT WILL MAKE LORD VISHNU HAPPY.

THAT IS YOUR SECOND GIFT TO HIM.

AND LATER, YOU WILL GIVE HIM A THIRD FINAL GIFT. YOURSELF.

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