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Good News

It is 6.43 and I can feel it in My finger nail that it is good news day.
1. Google screen pops up on My tablet and I just about manage to 'shut it down'.
2. On My hotel desk top I keep
Oh sorry, I made a mistake.
The least said about this day perhaps the better.
Maybe I will write more tomorrow.
Probably not.

Wrong again.
It is tomorrow.

Plenty plenty of good news.

1. It is not yesterday.
2. The Americans might land on the moon.
3. The Beatles might write a nice song.
4. I wake up hard. Does that make you happy?
5. I might find a nice woman today.Is that good news?
6. My SAMSUNG tablet thinggy has managed to charge its battery 25% in last 5 hours, so
I can update My website for a whole 25 minutes before crying
7. Except you have not seen what I am going to update it with
8. I have not looked because I cannot but no ant on the floor so far today (on account of not seeing)
9. I cannot look because too much poison comes out of My eye in am (is that good news?)
10. Where does the poison go?
11. There are no strip clubs in Kerala
12. Writing about such such good news I am now soft.
13. There was no ant on either of the 2 chocolate bars I had for breakfast
14. Nor in the milk which I did not have because this is India and
15. Shopkeepers have no idea what is the difference between milk and yoghurt ("die" in Indian language)
16. So far Indian army have not shot Me nor entered Me
17. I have not yet been out to walk into a speeding truck
18. And My Mrs is I think now in Brazil making out or perhaps up and down.

Have a wonderful day
All things bright and beautiful etc. (remember that song from years back?)
Kidding.

This is GOING TO BE A VERY VERY GOOD DAY.

YOU WATCH YOUR BACK.
CAN YOU MANAGE THAT?

AND THEN YOU READ WHAT IS COMING TO YOU.
CAN YOU STILL READ?

AND THEN YOU WALK OVER THIS A WAY
WHILE YOU CAN WALK

AND SAY HI

AND

HO HO HO I LOVE YOU

AND MOST MOST IMPORTANT GOOD NEWS I WANTED ONE PERSON TO KNOW
(5'10", 32B, 21, 22, 15, ETC. I cannot remember the precise figures but I can vizualize it)

MY BRITISH DIVORCE IS OFFICIAL. I AM NOW OFFICIALLY SINGLE.

WHICH MEANS YOU
WATCH YOUR BACK ETC.

ANYWAY, I AM SO HAPPY TO BE DIVORCED FROM MY EX.

A REAL GOOD DAY PERHAPS.

Damn.
YUP. It is now 11.03 am and I think good news might happen maybe tommorow.

Actually it is now 11.06, and on current trends maybe the day after tomorrow.

Oh I know what, I command you to have good news from 12.05 pm IST.

Me, I maybe keep My fingers and legs crossed it starts happening to Me in year 6075 AD.

A huge lot of poison came out of Me in last few days, quite a layer on scalp.

So take 0.4 litres of Indian milk (ie yoghurt) and apply to scalp.
Milk is just as good.
Then put on face, then arms, then inside eyelid, ear, nose, everywhere.
Then do some dancing, about 1 hour.
Then scratch your scalp with 5 finger nails. On and on. When start to get sore. stop.
Wash out eyes else you cannot see.
Anywhere where skin feels sort of double layered like on scalp, scratch off.
Then shower each part of you slowly, rubbing firmly. Again if scalp not sore scratch it.

When you do exercise, walking, orgasm, poison comes out.
Only when not much more flow of poison coming out of you, only then tackle poison in your feet.
The last last thing you should do.

To get poison in feet to move, manipulate toes, up, down, out, to side, pull, press..
Make toes real beautiful, unkinked, long, alive, independent moving each.
Press tips of toes, middle of toes, ball points of feet on under side of foot.
Also stretch, and work ankles.
If scratchy, scratch.
If skin seems double layered scratch off.

In terms of dowry, I can offer you
*1 comb which I will not need after marriage
*1 mirror, useful if you are not a very big person
*1 HINDU mobile with retail value approx $10 new but actually not working
*1 t shirt,1 trousers nearly new, 1 pantie (used)
*33 chocolate wrappers and 13 toffee wrappers, unless I throw them away first
*4 tablet chargers, one of them working, sometimes
*1 very very valuable BRITISH PASSPORT, with visa valid until 27 December 2017
*1 HIGHLY valuable tablet. SAMSUNG. VALUE NEW $300. Value after 2 months 'use' about Rs 1.03.
*and My heart.

And now I am happy.

More good news.
Mrs Ohmm sent Me 2 ants. They were creeping near the chocolate wrapper paper.
I made friends with them.

While waiting for My SAMSUNG tablet to charge up 3%, I did some leg lifts.
At the corner of the bed sit with your legs outstretched, your coccyx on the corner
and your buttocks and trunk and head on the bed, feet on the floor.
Up and down about 6000 times (possifibly) to perpendicular and down.
(fib=lie in England).


Then I had a BRAIN WAVE.
I looked in My handbag just to make sure, but I do not have a cotton reel, nor a book,
to put under My chest so it will open from its (fib) hunch back shape.
So I get towel (not mine, belongs to hotel owner) and put it on corner of bed.

Then, lie back with arms and head and neck dangling towards the ground, and body, legs
etc. on the bed.


You can have the corner of the bed in various places along the spine, to help
the neck, shoulder region, and also to open the chest.

Then you can practice sit ups. From where you are with head etc. dangling, sit up
onto the bed.

Actually you might find that for the first couple of weeks or so, it is not too easy to sit up
when the corner of the bed is stuck in between your shoulder blades.

A child should not do this pose, but I think it might be possible for a woman to tickle
feet, sit on, twiddle nipples etc. to good effect.

Also you can do leg lifts, you can squeeze legs together, lower abdomen, spread your legs,
raise your head to strengthen neck, work your ankles, bend your legs over
your tummy..

Second time around, make your legs much straighter.
And completely relax your mind.
Bring peace in there, still molesting nipples, buttocks tight, abdomen down.

Third time. When you lie down make sure your chest is completely open, ie
as if there was a cotton reel between your lower shoulderblades.
Absolutely straight kegs. Abdomen way down.
Mind peaceful all the time.
And breath easy relaxed. Stay til your vagina or penis is rock. Then stay longer.
Bounce your legs up a little and down.
To come out of posture take your legs down to bed away from you, keeping them poker straight.

Fourth time. Same thing. But first, bring your spread legs towards your head side.
Obviously then your buttocks let go.
Raise your bottom a little and grip your buttocks AND your anal spincter muscles (so your anus becomes small and tight). Keep abdomen down.
Then swing your legs back away from you and up again towards head side, 5 times.
As your legs go back see how much further you can contract your spincter muscles and grip your buttocks together. Be relaxed.

Fifth time. Same thing. Swing your spread legs almost the bed over your head and also to the bed behind your legs. See how relaxed and healthy your whole body feels. Do 12 times.

Sixth time. Same thing, but touch your nipples.

Do you want it, or are you at peace, relaxed.
This is how a wild not domestic animal feels, real healthy, at peace, trim, contented.

Well despite all that it is still possible to be a man.

And it is only when I lay down to relax for a couple of minutes 3 hours later did I notice
that My tummy was going up and down like a yoyo
(English term for a small hard object on a string, named after
the Japanese marital partner to the Beatles).

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