The Loving Heart Centre

Message to all from Lord Vishnu

1. I married Shyam Mehta in 2002.
He is also known as Kalki in the Hindu and Buddhist ancient texts.
2. He created this website for you, of course with My assistance.
3. He has a mission, which is to bring love, happiness, pleasure and fun to the lives of people,
AND to terminate ALL evil.
4. You are advised to study this website carefully.
5. The following overrides any laws etc. set out in this website:
*any and every act of evil against Shyam or anyone who loves or will love him or Me
shall be punished.
*such act might have been done 40 years ago or in 20 years' time it does not matter.
*however any genuine attempt to give appropriate recompense to your victim
shall be taken into account.
6. For this purpose, the definiton of love is one who loves a person
more than they do themselves.
7. Examples of relatively minor crimes are deducting taxes without prior permission,
asking for passport details or requiring a visa unless such is voluntarily given.
8. In the case of monetary recompense you can contact Icici bank, India.
They will or have set up bank accounts for all relevant individuals.
9. Some further directions of Mine are contained in Shyam's article


17 12 2017

Important matters:

1 The Facts of Life

2 Meeting Lord Vishnu


My offering, and one day your offering to our Lord also, second:

3 A Love Song to Lord Vishnu

and for all of us to offer our loved ones or future loved ones:

A Greek Love Song to the One I Love


then to business and commercial (love) matters:

This website is called maybe you noticed, 'The Loving Heart Centre'.

The Loving Heart Centre has multiple addresses, in the anahata chakra,

of every single 2 or 4 legged feeling being on earth. It is even located in YOU.

It is located for example in giraffes and also men and fetuses.

The anahata chakra is a special nice place, it is where your soul is located. It is holy ground

You do not have a heart except one with blood on it, your heart and soul are the same thing.

If you had a heart, it would not be interested in cash, nor in motor cycles.

Now, this website is not actually to be read by giraffes or fetuses, but it is very much for their benefit too.

But before that happens it is about bringing fun, love, pleasure and happiness to YOU the reader.

If you are under age puberty, 14 or so, cut out all the nonsense, you want LOVE from your parents.

You read this website, then take a gun point it straight level at their eyes and say:

'Gimme 1. love. 2. pleasure. 3. happiness and 4. fun. I do NOT want any more evil rubbish.

And if you are over puberty, cut out all the crap, you WANT to GIVE love.

No messing, this is what you really want, not $ 1 million.

And of course you also want to GIVE 1. ecstasy. 2. happiness. 3 fun. 4. your heart, your soul, your body.

And, you WANT to be good, not evil, not dirty.

In this world, which belongs to Lord Vishnu, He is all powerful and He is pure goodness.

If you want to give love, all you have to do is ask Him. He has even arranged matters such that

it WILL happen if you want it, even if you do not ask.

And once you are in love ie giving it, that is the time to see whether you can also
give ecstasy and sex and any other nice thing to your loved one(s).

AND you can.

This website tells you precisely exactly what you need to KNOW in order to donate love etc.
into your loved one's heart if he or she had one.

It tells you many other things too, ALL important for you to know.

Everday is War


A. This is NOT the way to do IT:

1. Is he in?
2. Is she ecstatic?
3. Can he see her?

In marriage nowadays, your forked tongue says 3 things yes no and do not know, your mind says
the opposite, your dog tells you another tail, your soul is asleep, your heart is broken,
between the legs is dirt, and you have NO idea what to do.
You lie down, with quiet peaceful mind and ask Lord Vishnu 'which person can I make most happy,
what should I do to achieve this, should I ask him or her for anything so he or she can be happy'.

But even before this, you need to have SEEN 1 or more men/women depending whom you are attracted to.

What attracts a woman to a man?

Everything else is of secondary importance and if you are good for that person can be fixed.

Then no messing about, you tell him/her you are attracted, if he/she wants you, you are happy
to adjust and with boldness say 'I believe for good marriage for you you need to lose your pot belly':

The Shy Punishment Act

B. Termination of Evil: Scheduling Arrangements

From the date of when this website is published, I give:

1. Three days for anyone who wishes, to read the articles and absorb their contents.

2. One year to put in place steps to exercise, increase their desire, keep or find a partner
regularly engage in sexual activity.

3. Rapidly, thoroughly, step by step, to make amends etc. in regard to crimes they have committed
as far as is humanly possible.

4. After the 3 days is up, to quietly lie down, naked, and to decide whether they wish to be good,
or whether they wish to be evil.

5. If they decide they wish to be evil, then the pain starts, for 1 day, 1 day off for them to
reconsider, and continuing in this fashion, 1 day off 1 day on..

6. If they decide to be good, or fail to decide, then evidence based. One evil action, 1/3 pain,
then 1 day off from pain. Second evil action, 2/3 pain, then 1 day off. Third evil acton,
full pain, etc. and treated like criminals as in 5 above.

7. Evil = littering, letting baby or dog make noise, letting cat pooh on neighbours property,
being unreasonable, spreading disease by keeping property dirty, murdering people and sheep,
charging more than cost +20%, not pleasuring wife if you are attracted to her, shouting,
arguing, not slimming if you are fat, smoking, drugs, not pleasuring your children, praying
to Jesus or Allah, going to church or mosque, worshipping Krishna,..

8. So, if evidence is that you do not continue with evil, then no significant pain for almost 1
year while you get into shape.

9. Then after 1 year, pain for past evil, but happy at the same time.

Note1: How to stop a dog or baby disturbing neighbours. You take a shovel and you wack it until
mouth smashed. Or, you sex it. Why does dog bark, baby cry? It is frustrated.

Note2: How to stop cat being evil. You take a shovel and smash right hind leg, then left.

Kidding. The best is poison for all these, because when you are in pain, for example,
they will definitely do evil. Take a shovel,threaten keeper in shop until he gives you rat poison.
50 grams (2 ounces) each. Mix it into regular food and do not give any other food until eaten.
No water, milk etc.
Why let baby die of hunger over 2 weeks when it could be over in 3 hours?
All under 5.5 year olds. All pets. All your livestock, chickens, horses, elephants etc.
You be nice for a change.

See below about possible alternative arrangements for pets, women, children etc.

10.Before official publication, you are welcome to study the material on this website, and of course
hopefully take steps to remedy past evil, and to cease new evil, and to do good.
Good starts with building up your desire and doing exercise and step by step having more and more pleasure.
And for pleasure to be pleasurable, you need to give love, to your wife or husband, by finding such,
by dating.., or if you are a call girl or boy, doing your best to make your clients happy.
Or, if you are a pretty woman, you can become a model or actress or striptease artist, wear short skirts..
Anything that brings sexual pleasure to other people, you will be rewarded for.
But, of course in the process it is not in your interests to harm people, so you should not
become an actress etc. if you are married or still belong to your parents, unless your parents instruct you to do this.

11. But, you should note that the world has changed in one respect. I have eliminated ALL socialism.
This means for example that all government employees, police, school teachers etc, are out of a job.
This means for example that socialist water supplies will sooner or later cease, that ex-socialists will get hungry.
These ex socialists are typically scum bags and have of course no respect for private property.
They still have some sexual needs. Hence if you have done evil in your life, they may do evil on you.

The army, police, etc. in most countries are armed. However, I have made sure that police will not trouble you.

The effect of eliminating socialism will be profound. For example, in many countries,
electricity, waste removal,.. not just water will sooner or later cease.
Properties will therefore become vacant and you will no longer need to pay for accomodation, the price of labour will decline.

12. The date of implementation of the various Acts set out below, unless otherwise specified, will vary for each individual and shall be the later of 17 12 2017 and 7 days after you first see this website.

13. In every country, even India, evil doers have been mostly focussed on $$. Buying gold,
working, running brothels, investing in property, putting money in the banks they own or in Swiss accounts..
They will find that ALL such 'investments' have or soon will have nil value, and that in
addition to making bad investments, they will pay fully for their crimes.
They will wish that they had invested rather in health, family, etc.

14. Official publication day is individualised and is 17 12 2017,from 00.01, Indian Standard Time, or the day when you first become aware of this website, whichever is the later.

C. How to go through life

Song: I love you

1. You, a man or married woman do what He (Lord Vishnu) says, when He says, EXACTLY how He says
2. Up to puberty a girl does what her mother says and a boy does what his father says.
3. Marriage is the man entering a woman and his semen flowing.
It should happen after love happens.
Every man and every woman needs marriage, and to adjust properly to each other you need to marry young,
and that too to the first person that Lord Vishnu arranges for you, which is always someone that you are attracted to.
4. After marriage the woman should do exactly what Lord Vishnu says. She has only one husband, any other subsequent entry is adultery.
5. If she has left this man or he has left her and this man refuses to give her advice, she does what her mother says and
if her mother refuses or dies she does what she pleases.
6. The man may have more than one marriage, see The Twelve Commandments.
7. To your wife, to your husband, to Lord Vishnu, you do not complain, you do not beg, you do not pray.
You may ask once, politely, and then you wait. One year, 20 years or maybe 2 seconds.

8. The act of marriage means that the woman owes the man as much pleasure as he wants, and vice versa, for the rest of life.
9. It also means, for example, that both parties will look after each other, ensuring that the other is not
thirsty, hungry or dirty and that their sexual needs are catered for.
However, from 3 11 2017, the couple have no commitment to look after each other once they are apart.
10. Pleasuring has a financial value, given in Call Girls and Hard Men, prices, details

For example, suppose that the woman,is worth Rs 1000 per hour is very pretty say, and the man is worth Rs 500 per hour.
If we ignore the value of any food, clothes, holidays, then he needs to pleasure her for twice as long
as she pleasures him.

Suppose that the man wants 1 hour of pleasuring per day, cost Rs 1000 per day, and for example,
the woman wants 3 hours per day, cost Rs 1500 per day.
She then needs to pay him Rs 500 per day otherwise she is a thief and will suffer in pain worth this amount.
However, to stop a typical woman spoiling a marriage she actually needs about 5 hours of pleasuring per day.
So she needs to exercise as much as possible to gain health to enable her to cope with 5 hours.
Otherwise, for spoiling a marriage she is due a lot of pain.
11. Marriage is about being satisfied and so she should not ask for a lesser amount of pleasuring.
This is because if she does this she becomes disgruntled, etc. and will then become a bad wife, for
which she will suffer in even worse pain.
In marriage, each party should be satisfied.
In most marriages, it is the man who pays for food etc.
12. Now, suppose she leaves him. She still owes him Rs 1000 per day for the rest of life.
Or, the other way around, he finds a prettier woman and for no fault of the womans, asks her to leave.
He then owes her Rs 1500 per day for the rest of life.

If these amounts are not paid, then she or he will suffer appropriate pain.

13. A woman is ill-advised to go to work. This is because a woman needs a lot of pleasuring to keep her satisfied.
Also, if she goes to work, she will find some victim or other to vent her frustration on and then suffer a lot of pain.
14. Both parties to a marriage need to keep themselves in good health, attractive looking to their partner.
15. Working naturally results in loss of good health. Sometimes the man needs to work in order to support the family.
16. It is then unreasonable for the woman to leave the man on this account.
17. But, it is more than reasonable for the man to ask the woman to leave if she neglects herself
and becomes unattractive, frustrated etc.

18. Every woman is built desiring to surrender her body to her (first) man, as every man is built
with desire to surrender to Me.

19. If you do not do this, things go wrong for you.

20. Of course, once you have surrendered to Him/him and further love happens,
then you do what He/he wants or He/he doing what you want makes no difference at all.

21. The perfect opportunity to surrender happens each morning at about 4am.
You wake up hard or wet because of the dreams Lord Vishnu has given you while sleeping.

22. He asks you to do something, like get up or wash your feet or whatever.
However, when you first wake up, your mind is not connected to your soul.
You hear what you are asked to do, but no-one is there to take a decision to obey or not.
So you just lie there, aware and having understood what Lord Vishnu has asked you,
but not doing anything about it for about 5 minutes.
Then your mind connects to your soul, and your mind is still innocent, fresh from sleep.
This is the time to say to yourself and to Lord Vishnu, 'Now, I surrender my body and mind and soul and possessions to You/my husband'.

D. How to surrender to Him (a man) or him (a woman)

Let us say him.

Q1. Please, I would like to surrender my heart, my mind, my body and my possessions to you for you to do with as it pleases you.
A1. I do not accept your gift.
Result. You cry.
A2. I accept your gift.
Response: Thank you, I appreciate your kindness.

Next 1. Please cut off your arm for Me.
Response. I am sorry, I will not/cannot do that.
Response. Then I do not accept your gift.
Result: You cry.
Or Response 2. OK, you have lied to me, but I still accept your gift.
Response. Thank you for accepting me, I am sorry to have lied to you, and I will from now on belong to you for you to do with as it pleases you,
as much as I am able.

And the man, obviously needs to give the woman gifts of equal value, otherwise he is a thief and will suffer pain:
Clothes, holidays, food, his love, pleasure, are examples.

E. Advice to men

0. You can mess around with any woman (female past puberty) you want, provided she does not belong to another man, and she is agreeable.
1. But first you should get to love her, see later on how to do this simple thing.
2. Obviously, if you physically hurt her then you will suffer, unless she is your property.
Similarly, you should not disturb her tranquility, nor her ability to receive or give pleasure, except in retaliation.
3. But, you should not enter her and release semen into her until she has surrendered herself to you and you have accepted her.
4. You should not lightly say yes.
5. Once she belongs to you, you can do with her what you want.
But of course, no man will harm a woman who has surrendered to him.
6. But, any wrong doing on her part is down to you. If she eats meat, you will suffer for it.
7. Men and women both respond to pain. So, if you do not love her, but want her to stay with you,
the simplest way to ensure she does what you say after surrender if she breaks her promise
is to give her pain until she does do what you say.
The anus, not the vagina or breasts or face is a good place to start if you still want her.
8. The only other question for you is, do you want her?
9. If not, and subsequent to marriage she has become unattractive through no fault of yours,
you should tell her to go and then find a woman more attractive to you.
10. You should not marry a woman unless you are sure about her, love her
and after her surrender to you, you can always
get her to exercise, slim, not talk,..until she once again meets your requirements.

F. A couple of points I should mention about Lord Vishnu, God

1. He loves YOU.
2. He prefers YOU to be in love, happy, peaceful,.. than to be the opposite.
3. A few things maybe I should mention in case you do not have an IQ of 2073. Lord Vishnu has an IQ of in excess of 2073.
4. Nothing in this world is a coincidence, a chance happening.
5 There is a reason why He wanted Me to put together this website and ALL the articles in it for YOU.
6 And that reason is that He wants YOU to READ ALL the material, wank, rub etc. AND
7 To fall in love, AND to be happy through pleasurable sexual activity, with YOUR desire built up and fitness built up.
8 Cease satanic activities which lead you towards hate and suffering.
9 When He created man and woman, was there cooking, military, mobiles, nail varnish?
10 There was 22/7 sex leading towards love, with the PRECISE environment needed for it.
Not one pubic hair too long nor too short.
11 The precise environment needed NOW for love is exactly precisely the environment that you have.
12 My Lord, He ALSO gives you free choice, to opt for good or evil, leading to love and pleasure or hate and PAIN.
13 BUT, it so happens, that every single one of you, sooner or later, WILL decide (I wonder why)
that you do not like pain.
14 And, with satan controlling your mind, your first choice is to do evil, hate.
15 And, the more evil you do, the more pain you will suffer.
16 So, you may be destroyed before you experience the absolute bliss of TRUE falling in love?
17 No, once love is set in motion, it cannot be stopped.
18 Not EVERYTHING on this website is the literal absolute truth as defined by satanic ("angelic") forces.
19 EVERYTHING on this website is the divine PERFECT truth of telling YOU what you need to know for the purpose of YOU falling in love.
20 AND the actual only purpose of you, of Me, is to make My Lord a tiny little bit happier that He already is.
21 AND since He is the one who created you, and Me, you and I both serve this purpose, precisely, exactly, fully.

22 AND in His mission of love, which is His entire mission, EVERYTHING He does ALWAYS succeeds, see

What happens when you approach God or He approaches you?

Avatar (divine representation) of Lord Vishnu

G. Pretty darn good progress as of 9.50 am Indian Standard Time 31 12 2017

1.ALL governments, including ALL reliant on tax extortion, bribes etc. screaming, out of job, etc..
3. Thus eg no more socialist jails, police, hospitals, customs, tax scum, army, zoning officials
eg:India's biggest bank, State Bank of India, complete scum racketeers these, now closed, and ALL account balances maybe given to Me.
4. Socialist water off, only Lord Vishnu provided water available.
5. American electricity off.
6. British car off the roads shortly.
7. All hell breaking loose on those who have sold themselves to Satan
8. Criminal types, eg hotels, taxi drivers, accountants..justice commencing from today
9. Women prostitute keepers and tormentors, justice also commencing today.
10. Disease, dogs, starvation, thirst, 'accidents', cannabalism,.. all starting to impact EVIL shortly.
11. Perfect justice will not only be done but seen to be done.

12. And, equally, wonderfully happy time now set for ALL good people.

13. All heaven breaking loose on those who have sold themselves to God.

14. Is that just the two of us? Or does anyone else want to join in?

15. And the nice thing is that heaven and hell will last a long time, plenty of time to enjoy or suffer, as you wish

16. As you will see from the list of articles below, I have made a number of Acts in the
public interest, to do with fairness, freedom,land, reasonableness, cleanliness,contracts.

H. Who is mad at Me?

1. Muslims. 31 fatwahs. Their time coming today.
2. ALL of 94 biggest corporations across world (taking over their websites). 187 hitmen hired to pop Me. In progress retribution.
3. Vatican. Absolutely livid for what I done to them. 37 hitmen. Crucifictions coming.
4. Yanks. Hopping mad. CIA, special forces,..If they think napalming Vietnam was fun, they now experiencing even more fun.
5. Brits. Perturbed. MI6,...11 attempts on Me. Pain for them happening soon.
6. Israelis. Mossad. Oh dear.Not nice girls are Mossad. 2800 years of horror for them to continue.
7. Ukrainians. Dumb blondes. What I did to them, oh boy. FSU secret service disarmed all 17,007 of them. Country in turmoil
8. Pooh-tins. Long history of hating Me. Troubled times set for them.
9. Sri Lankans. What did they do to the Tamil Hindus? Year after year of horror for them.
10.Chinks. Hate being told to exit Tibet, hate their biggest corporations being destroyed.
Their secret service agents all over the place. 23 hit attempts. Lots of fun with them.
11. Others. In interests of brevity, details not given. Opus Dei, Cosa Nostra not happy now.
12. Modi. India. Oh dear. No travel allowed for Me. So I go Delhi, Mumbai, Surat, Sri Lanka, Ukraine...
13. All Indian travel agents asked not to give Me tickets. So, they will close.
14. All Indian airlines asked not to give me seat. Eg. Jet Airlines. All seats full to Trivandrum, so I take the one I want.
They serve Me first and give Me 2 seats, even though they do not know who I am..
15. All Indian hotels asked not to accept Me. I go 5 hotels of My choice.
16. Cyanide poisoning of Kerala (see below), Tamil Nadu by Modi just happened when I was there.
17. All army, police, secret services told to hassle Me. They hassled.
17.4 Currently, Indian Special Branch looking for Me! (no longer)
17.5 Today I bought air ticket to Delhi (not allowed!). Masses of Kerala policemen looking for Me. They have My pic, they know
I am in blue T-Shirt and blue jeans. Every 200 yards 1-6 policemen looking at Me, looking down, up..Not one sees Me!
17.6 So many hostile actions against Me, you cannot believe. Emails. Wifi. Dating sites...When the devil takes over your mind, you/she goes all out.
18. Now, are girl wankers 1-17 really mad at Me? No, I approach them with love, and Satan instructs them to try and do evil. It is not possible to be mad at goodness.
19. As you know (see below) I have come to bring love and happiness and to destroy evil. The destruction of evil is not the American way of [slow] EXTERMINATION.
20. It can happen, it only happens through love. Now you may say, perhaps rightly, that Americans, Indians, women, chinks, wogs, japs etc.
are too thick like moronic to understand that it is more pleasurable to be in love and happy than to hate and be in HORRIBLE pain.
Well I do not like to argue.

Police all over world to be not in HORRIBLE PAIN BUT UNIMAGINABLY HORRIBLE PAIN.
All lost jobs, homes, and you can cut their arm off they cannot move with the pain they got.
Any grievances, whatever, you just go ahead and do it to them.
Even if you chop head off they will continue with pain.
This applies to junior staff. Senior staff just watching, will not harm you, will have
pain too, but their pain surpasses UNIMAGINABLY HORRIBLE PAIN BY A LONG WAY.

21. Anyways, some questions for you:

a. do you think Modi's idea of putting cyanide into milk and water supplies of Tamil Nadu and Kerala is a good one, or should these
residents take a little more time to die?
b. are residents of Kerala on average more respectful of Lord Vishnu?
Should they be killed off straightaway or be given more time too?
c. if you are resident of Kerala, do you think that Lord Vishnu will unjustly be giving you pain?
Please feel free to write Me.
d. do you think that Modi and those who obey him should be cyanided, or should it take a little longer?
e. do you think any Indian airline will accept them as traveller? Will his 13 (unlucky number) private jets work?
f. will any hotel accept him/them as guest?
g. should he/they be given visa to go to Pakistan, or maybe Kashmir or Southern Sudan?
21.5 I award cyanide poisoning to all India (those living in India), and abroad.
More details about cyanide poisoning are below.
21.6 When one who loves Lord Vishnu gives you prasad, you should say 'thank you'.
22. As at present, only My Lord He loves Me.
23. And I respectfully mention to Him my thought, that all the above is completely irrelevant unless You think otherwise.
24. And I respectfully mention to Him my thought, that if there is any slightest thing You wish and enable me to do to bring more love
and happiness and fun into Your life, may You allow me to do it, if it so pleases You.
25. And I respectfully mention to Him my thought, that if there is any way You can enable me
to give You more and more of my or anybody's love,
more and more every second of every day, please allow me to do so, if this pleases You.
26. And, of course, being the Lord, His wishes are infinite, His abilities are infinite
and there is not one single thing that He cannot do.

Avatar of Lord Vishnu, see below

I. Hindu hater Modi back and now cyanides Kerala

He puts 43 kg cyanide into Kerala water supply and widely distributes cyanide into milk supply (33 kg). Again you may say, does not sound like much for big state like Kerala. You are wrong.
About milk, it is easy to tell whether yours is poisoned or not. Put in fridge.
Take it out after about 6 hours, and it is becoming exceptionally creamy.
Thick cream at bottom and bitter thick milk the rest.
Of course, cream is good for you, but not this one.
The water you cannot tell, except if you drink it, about 2 hours later you start to sweat cyanide out.
Initial symptoms are skin itching, coming out in blotches 0.1-2 inches (0.25-5 cm) in diameter,
small beige excretion from eyes, more sleep, heartburn
(not english type, but actual heart is being burnt away, pain not too great initially
because not too many pain receptors in heart).
Later, it is more painful, and later still it kills you.
With these small quantities it takes about 4 weeks.
Of course, if you take active steps to respect Lord Vishnu, and/or Myself or a follower of His
He will relieve you of some or all suffering and perhaps imminent death.
not necessarily immediately: it all depends on what is good for love and happiness.
See, for example, How the hell to love Lord Vishnu?
A bit much this Modi fellow, particularly after what he did in Tamil Nadu, see below.
Anyways will be heading out of Kerala first available flight.

J. Kerala

5 thugs yesterday.
12 wog police today spend 3 hours breaking into My hotel Jeevan 'Beach Resort' calls them in, when thugs fail.
Police owned rickshaw driver wants Rs 1500 for fuel,then dumps Me in middle of nowhere before calling police wogs.
Now, last 1 hour huge truck outside My new hotel crawling with Indian army. Hostiles? Dogs aswell.
Why do you think that they keep their very loud engine running hotel 11.30pm to 5.15 am, so far.
Residents getting upset, Me I do not sleep much so no problem.
SLEEP deprivation, intimidation, then torture..(well not of Me)
Police standard procedure before beating or raping is not to let you sit. Will shit from army let Me sit? Sleep?
Did you know that 'indian' 'army' is really British army, because they are so stupid
they think betraying their country will earn them place in heaven.
Did it before 1947, doing it now. whities.
Over last 20 years, I have had about 275,000 snoopers listening to Me, many countries, police, secret service,..
All lost their hearing.And then there were the peepers. Guess what happened to their eyesight?
5.15 am. I have sense that fun is starting. Pets (see article below) started barking a few minutes ago.
Lord Vishnu advises Me that these Brit shit holes have marksmen and maybe better to not stand in front of window!
8.15 am. I was right.I quickly peeked outside, risked My life. Other wogs now outside.'Brave' people happy to lose eyes etc.
I wonder how much British govt. niceness persuades them to be happy to lose eyes++?
8.16. They went.All 2 of them.

Anyways, I thought we could schedule cyanide poisoning*, as follows:

State/country: When does cyanide start?:

Kerala: done
Austria: done
Belarus: done
Calcutta and rest of state: done
China: 27/11/2017
Coambitore and rest of state: 14/12/2017
Ahmedabad and rest of state: 17/12/2017
Czech Republic: 19/1/2018
Delhi and rest of state: 22/1/2018
Estonia: 27/1/2018
Germany: 1/2/2018
Hyderabad and rest of state: 4/2/2018
Kanpur and rest of state: 9/2/2018
Kazakhstan: 16/2/2018
Kyrgyzstan: 19/2/2018
Lithuania: 22/2/2018
Lucknow and rest of state: 27/2/2018
Madurai and rest of state: 2/3/2018
Mumbai and rest of state: 7/3/2018
Poland: 26/3/2018
Russia: 31/3/2018
Spain: 11/4/2018
Surat and rest of state: 18/4/2018
Turkey: 21/4/2018
USA: 24/4/2018
Bangalore and rest of state: 25/4/2018
Rest of India: 27/4/2018
Other countries: 30/4/2018

South America x Brazil
Africa x South Africa, Ethiopia
New Zealand
South Korea
Papua New Guinea
which are done.
*"In manufacturing, cyanide is used to make paper, textiles, and plastics.
It is present in the chemicals used to develop photographs. Cyanide salts are used in metallurgy for
electroplating, metal cleaning, and removing gold from its ore.
Cyanide gas is used to exterminate pests and vermin in ships and buildings.Nov 18, 2015"
[CDC | Facts About Cyanide, › cyanide › basics]
*"Since the days of ancient Rome, cyanide and the derivates of this highly toxic substance have been used as weapons."
*"Cyanide poisoning is a suicide method that can either kill quickly or with horrific symptoms,
depending on how the substance is administered."
*"Cyanide is a poison which has been used since the ancient Egyptians.."
*"for municipal wastewater treatment plants in which free cyanide can be produced at lowμg/l
levels in chlorination and UV irradiation processes used for disinfection ..."
*However, "It has been used by the mining industry to separate gold and silver particles
from ore for over 120 years.
With proper management, cyanide can be used safely and without harming the environment despite its toxicity."

[Actually, British indians use cyanide a little bit (i.e, a lot) more widely than the above quotes from an internet search reveal.
The Egyptians were real charming people, but the Buddhists were actually the first to use it.

All the above are true facts, except the quote about "..cyanide can be used safely..".]
[You will find that it is better to have a nice schedule rather than more random arrangements.

I do this because I love you, Britishers do not.They were until now Satan driven.
Theirs is a hate based 'culture', of course hidden with artificial I want $ smiles.

What went on inside the head of an average Indian, a nice person will never believe.
They were true British.]

*"Hydrogen cyanide gas is produced in blast furnaces, gas works, and coke ovens.
Cyanide is also found in combustion products of x-ray film, wool, silk, nylon, paper,
nitriles, rubber, urethanes, polyurethane, and ..."

*"Cyanide can be present in various forms in water."

[This last is a false statement. The words 'can be' should be replaced by 'is',
and the sentence should finish with 'seemingly small quantities but actually slow penetrating
lethal doses all over the world'.]

*Early symptoms include headache, dizziness, fast heart rate, shortness of breath, and vomiting.

This may then be followed by seizures, slow heart rate, low blood pressure,
loss of consciousness, and cardiac arrest.Onset of symptoms is usually within a few minutes.
If a person survives, there may be long-term neurological problems.

Later: seizures, slow heart rate, low blood pressure, loss of consciousness, cardiac arrest

*"Toxic cyanide-containing compounds include hydrogen cyanide gas and a number of cyanide salts.

Poisoning is relatively common following breathing in smoke from a house fire.
Other potential routes of exposure include workplaces involved in metal polishing,
certain insecticides, the medication nitroprusside, and certain seeds such as those of apples
and apricots. Liquid forms of cyanide can be absorbed through the skin.
Cyanide ions interfere with cellular respiration, resulting in the body's tissues being unable to use oxygen.

Diagnosis is often difficult.It may be suspected in a person following a house fire who has a
decreased level of consciousness, low blood pressure, or high blood lactate.
Blood levels of cyanide can be measured but take time.
Levels of 0.5–1 mg/L are mild, 1–2 mg/L are moderate, 2–3 mg/L are severe, and greater than 3 mg/L generally result in death.

If exposure is suspected, the person should be removed from the source of exposure and
decontaminated.Treatment involves supportive care and giving the person 100% oxygen.
Hydroxocobalamin (vitamin B12a) appears to be useful as an antidote and is generally first-line.Sodium thiosulphate may also be given."

[The above from wiki is also true, but they do not say how much cyanide should be present
in say an apple or in water to cause genocide.

I think the German Nazis knew the answer to this.

You are most welcome to write in and ask if you want to know the answer.

Or you could ask any of the British indian chemical and other companies how much cyanide they like to put into the food and water supply.]

*Acute exposure

If cyanide is inhaled it can cause a coma with seizures, apnea, and cardiac arrest, with death following in a matter of seconds.

At lower doses, loss of consciousness may be preceded by general weakness, giddiness, headaches, vertigo, confusion, and perceived difficulty in breathing.

At the first stages of unconsciousness, breathing is often sufficient or even rapid,

although the state of the person progresses towards a deep coma, sometimes accompanied by

pulmonary edema, and finally cardiac arrest.

A cherry red skin color that changes to dark may be present as the result of increased venous hemoglobin oxygen saturation.

Cyanide does not directly cause cyanosis. A fatal dose for humans can be as low as 1.5 mg/kg body weight.

*Chronic exposure
Exposure to lower levels of cyanide over a long period (e.g., after use of improperly processed cassava roots as a primary food source in tropical Africa) results

in increased blood cyanide levels, which can result in weakness and a variety of symptoms, including permanent paralysis, nervous lesions,hypothyroidism,and miscarriages.

Other effects include mild liver and kidney damage.


"One theory on the apparent immunity of Grigory Rasputin to cyanide was that his killers put the poison in sweet pastries and madeira wine,

both of which are rich in sugar; thus, Rasputin would have been administered the poison together with massive quantities of antidote.

One study found a reduction in cyanide toxicity in mice when the cyanide was first mixed with glucose.

However, as yet glucose on its own is not an officially acknowledged antidote to cyanide poisoning."

[What do you think, is this theory correct?]

"Cyanide was stockpiled in chemical weapons arsenals in both the Soviet Union and the United States in the 1950s and 1960s.

However, as a military agent, hydrogen cyanide was not considered very effective,

since it is lighter than air and needs a significant dose to incapacitate or kill."

[What do you think, is it very effective or not? Were the arsenals small?

Have they disappeared? Do you think there is any leakage or were significant safety measures put in place?

Anyway, I am sure the British in India would not stockpile chemical weapons.]


"On December 5, 2009, a fire in the night club Lame Horse (Khromaya Loshad) in the Russian city of Perm took the lives of 156 people.
111 people died on the spot and 45 later in hospitals.
One of the main causes of death was poisoning from cyanide and other toxic gases released
by the burning of plastic and polystyrene foam used in the construction of club interiors.
Taking into account the number of deaths, this was the largest fire in post-Soviet Russia.
On January 27, 2013, a fire at the Kiss nightclub in the city of Santa Maria,
in the south of Brazil, caused the poisoning of hundreds of young people
by cyanide released by the combustion of soundproofing foam made with polyurethane.
By March 2013, 241 fatalities were confirmed."

[The 111 people who 'died on the spot' took about 30 minutes each.
The poisoning fatality people took typically 7 weeks, and were not quite as lucky.

Actually there are quite a few more fires where cyanide caused discomfort. 107,000, with 17.5 million fatalities in India.
The cyanide released of course subsequently goes mostly into atmosphere.
Do you think British indians use cyanide in ordinary family homes?
Do you think that the British press mention how many ordinary homes catch fire?]

*Mining and industrial

"In 2000, a spill at Baia Mare, Romania resulted in the worst environmental disaster in Europe since Chernobyl."

[Actually Western press do not like to mention 'spills'.
In India 7 million people have been fatalized by spills not mentioned by the British press.
Not many did not die. Zero. But, typically again it took 7 weeks.]


"Members of the Sri Lankan LTTE (Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam, whose insurgency
lasted from 1983 to 2009), used to wear cyanide vials around their necks
with the intention of committing suicide if captured by the government forces."

[Do you think they were wise to opt for cyanide rather than capture by Buddhists?

Do you think I am going to give Buddhists around the world the option of cyanide poisoning in order to reduce their suffering?

What about the Die Lie Lama? Is he a troubled 'man' just now?]


"Hydrogen cyanide in the form of Zyklon B was used in German extermination camps during World War II,
and especially from March 1942 onwards, when it was first used experimentally
to murder Russian prisoners of war at Auschwitz.
Use of the poison was scaled up rapidly until custom-built gas chambers
(holding up to about 2000 victims) were constructed as part of the new crematoria complex at Auschwitz-Birkenau.
There was also a large undressing room next to the gas chamber,
and the victims were told to undress and leave their clothes on a numbered peg for collection later.
They were told that they would receive a hot shower, and false shower heads were fitted
in the ceilings of the gas chambers, so as to maintain the deception.
The gas chambers were sealed hermetically to prevent gas leakage.
The Zyklon B pellets were then dropped into the chamber via small openings in the roof.
When the pellets were exposed to moisture and human heat (as in a closed chamber),
they gave off gaseous HCN, which then killed the victims.
Workers in the Sonderkommando were employed to remove the corpses
from the gas chamber and strip them of any valuables,
such as gold teeth, before the bodies were cremated.
The gas was used mainly at Auschwitz, Majdanek and the Mauthausen-Gusen concentration camp."

Really quite inventive peoples are Germans.

Do you think that the British in India are more or less inventive?
How much cyanide do you think British indians have put inside your body?

90 grams, on average.

*Actually, as stated elsewhere, Lord Vishnu has removed cyanide from all current and future milk supply.

K. Mission almost almost almost accomplished

Well, very very soon, ALL evil will be gone.
Was the purpose of this evil to give Lord Vishnu a laugh, to make Him happy?:

what complete idiots,
beating up people, putting arsenic everywhere.. knowing they will suffer huge pain as a result, but doing it anyway!
And now the only thing remaining is for Me to find a woman and to marry her
Once this is done She and I are in and later head out to heaven (Vaikuntha).

Are you, My single female Indian (or is it Chinese?) Hindu visitor, that woman?
How beautiful is your soul?
Hindu = one who loves India.
Love, peace, fun, ecstasy, sex from when We meet until the end of time.
And ALL so that We can please Him.

L. Kalki given warm reception in Bangalore by Bangalore Police Dept

I arrive North Bangalore. 3 death attempts.
I go to Cubbon Park, Central Bangalore, 5 DEATH attempts.
I quit both hospitable places (you cannot believe what else they tried! )
So, I get on metro. 7 wankers detain Me for 4 hours. They will not give Me their names
One was Wasim Pasha, real thug, another was Devaiah, absolute monster, and 5 security agents from company 'BVG India'
Real real nasty types these. Give Me Rs 250. Next. Give me Rs 500. Next 'else you go to jail for 3 months'
Next 'else you go to jail for 6 months'. Next we want Rs 1000. I offer them Rs 10.
One man has big wooden stick. Hits Me with it!
Can I sit down? NO. I sit down. Wasim thug pulls chair from under Me and breaks chair.
Finally, no money so they call police. Eg claim I hit them and broke chair.
Wog police have no interest whatsoever in listening to Me. They real friendly with Wasim thug.
They invite Me politely to police station and also coffee outside! I politely decline interview with 20 police thugs.
I ask for their names, for them to arrest the 7 senior Bangalore metro staff with bulging muscles.
Of course what wog policeman is going to give you his name? I was just messing with EVIL.
So, then I leave, fun over for a few minutes.

What pain has come to Bangalore PD they now do believe.

M. 13 11 2017: 9 unemployed british indian army outside My hotel room.

You know, you may not all be as brave as I am.
When they bang on the door with evil intent, you will naturally have your tranquility disturbed.
Even noise disturbs tranquility and closeness to God, let alone a machine gun or grenade
So, you lie down and you offer love to Lord Vishnu.

And then the British they leave. Not quite so happy as when they came.
And in your heart, there is a little bit more happiness,not because of scum and what has happened to them
but because you love your Lord or your husband a little bit more.

And peace reigns in this important part of India.

For a while. Because what happens to the british indians who serve british?

They lose their minds even after the british have gone.

So, if you want your mind with Lord Visnhu's presence, rather than british indian presence
You need to ask 'Please My Lord, I would like to be with you/my loved one'
And then the rats soon go.

Or, if you prefer, you can have some fun. Keep the door closed but make some noise
so they now know you are there.
Music, the fan, running water..
And when they cannot bear to be silent any longer, they will
knock on your door, AGAIN. And you do not answer.

And you go about your business or pleasure as if they were not there, be nice to them as usual.

British and even Americans are being converted to being Indian.

N. Major 'Hiccup' in Lord Vishnu's Plan for World Domination

2. They send Me to Novascotia Nahadeep hotel, room 17, Door 4, North Crescent Road, off GN Chetty Rd, T Nagar
4.Buddhist Modi Receives Kalki Avatar of God in Chennai

I book a nice hotel.
Modi's mistress Seema Jain (98844 98114, switches booking so I get not nice apartment in not nice part of town.
Wrong: mother fucker Modi gives Me poky ROOM in apartment, not even poky apartment. Outside toilet.
24/7 Army guard, man who is so stupid when I say GET ME Rs 500 recharge on MY phone he gets me Rs 90.
Then when I ask him to GET Me another 400 He GETS Me Rs 300 which is all I need. This wanker is named 'Bapi' (7604 976009, 7092 324295).
3 more army men to come into My apartment, but I leave, Bapi tries to stop Me. Bapi such a nice man enters My room 3 times without knocking.
Modi wifi not working, strangely but of course that is not problem for Me.
Seema says you can only use Uber or Ola taxi service in Chennai because they have close links with Indian Govt.
She says there are NO other taxis and she demands to know where I am going and then she will so kindly book Uber for Me. I get other taxi.
Did you know ALL banks in India (and world) closed soon.
Did you know I was and always will be friendly to Modi?

Do I mind being given poky room by the British? Not in the slightest. I am Indian.

Does Lord Vishnu mind that I am given poky room? He does.

Will this make the British happy?

It will not.

Does this perturb Me slightly? It does not.

Do you think all Tamil Naduians are now dead? They are not.


1. Russia and Poohtin not very happy (screaming, what is coming out of them? Is it puss or is it puke?).
2. USA as sore as hell (yelling and whimping blood out).
3. Ukraine (Europe), after I left it, from tomorrow like Vietnamese forest when Yanks covered it in napalm (chemical substance): one woman delayed it
4. 53 other equivalent other wonderful achievements
5. 268-53-3 = 210 other countries to go. Can I count?

6. 209 countries to go: Chinks if living in chink land, feel hot. All I dunno is it 14,007,0206,138 of them inc. babies.
They jumping up and down and regret threatening Taiwan, going to war against India and messing with Tibet, AND eating with chop-sticks.

7. ALL 208 country people, except Indians living in India, trying to avoid napalm
What about British 'people' living in India? There are two groups, Me and others.
What about Christians in India? Do they love Lord Vishnu? Atheists? Muslims? Jews? Sikhs? Parsis? Followers of Krishna?
What about you? Whom do you want to love?
Now you may be saying, suppose I prefer pain to love, what happens then? The answer is PAIN.




And Kalki says:
My dear darling
Your eyes are too too beautiful, and your breasts are stunning, and I also need max 73 call girls, bitches, witches, whores etc. for your 73 gay lovers so that they can make you jealous.
AND, before marriage I want to make love to or kiss etc. between 1 and 43,001,765 (or so) pretty unmarried women, aged 18-60, each with at least 3 teeth, AND CHOOSE WHICH ONE TO MARRY.

she also tries to make Me even happier than I am currently which is COMPLETELY impossible
(well, one thing dented My happiness recently as you may see in one of My articles) .

If you would like dinner, you NEED to answer the following affidavit and swear blindly and truthfully:

Am I going to be wet enough for Kalki?

If yes, you then send it to My email address along with $10,000,000 dowry money.

AND if you confirm that you are definitely not suitable for Me, you NEED to answer the following affidavit and swear blindly and truthfully:

Am I horrid enough for a homosexual lover of God?

If yes, you then send it to My email address along with zip, nothing.

A love letter to one woman.
Is she black? Is she green? Is she 90kg? God only knows.

O. Loving Vishnu

Did you know that the sole purpose of creation is for your and Lord Vishnu's fun, love pleasure and happiness?

This website contains many articles (see list below) which will help you on your life journey, and it also discusses the consequences of departing from this path.

See also My article The Twelve Commandments.

I have made a number of announcements to the world, see Public Announcements and World Governance.

Everybody in this world wants to do good, to love, experience pleasure, to be happy.

But as pride sets in with Western education,people become stupid. Even an Indian policeman knows
that raping a woman is not good and that it will not lead him to happiness.
So his intelligence level ("IQ") is not actually zero, but about 0.0001, slight positive.
But it is not high enough yet for him to figure out that he dislikes pain even more than he likes $.
If his IQ were higher, eg as high as that of a cockroach, he would avoid pain, as does every cockroach.
So the Lord gives him .0001 intelligence so that he chooses pain over pleasure and suffers
appropriately for every wrong doing.

Of course British psychiatrists tell him that he has an intelligence of 105 or 115 and because they are British he believes them.

Stupid idiots both.

But entertaining, do you not think? Like watching a Japanese pilot suicide himself in the second world war
or yanks voting in Trump.

You all have a very short window of opportunity to choose good over evil.
Once your wanking and rubbing ability goes through ill health, disease or pain,
you are on a certain course to destruction.

Anyways kidding, even a .0001 policeman will opt for love and heaven.

Kalki (aka Shyam Mehta, see article 'Kalki' below), avatar of Lord Vishnu

P. Search

If you have any question, press 'Search' below and enter the one or two key words
that summarize it and you will hopefully find the answer in one of My articles:

Q. God

A Love Song to Lord Vishnu
A Second Love Song from shyam to Lord Vishnu
A Love Song to Lord Vishnu2 AND ANOTHER
A Love Song to Lord Vishnu3 AND ANOTHER
A love letter to one woman
A poem to My Lord and well anyone who gives Me their love,
Love Words from Lord Vishnu to Kalki
Best Devotional Singers
How the hell to love Lord Vishnu?
Vishnu's Family
Vishnu Yoga Guru

About people
The following will be useful to some, and are also of general interest:

About Hinduism (useful to you if you are Hindu)

Comment on the Quran (evil from start to finish and every Muslim knows it)

Ganesh (evil. Even his head was cut off to tell people that)

Jesus (I gave him 17 hours of hell on crucifiction after he sold himself to satan)

The Bhagavad Gita is a Buddhist Text (and hence evil)

The Ramayana (Sita: with evil for 14 years, then put in fire and then abandoned with child. Guess what wrong she did. Do you?)

R. Right conduct

This is to do what I tell you to do.
I give every person free choice as to whether to do right or wrong.
Do you want ecstasy?

After love, sex is the primary duty and you need to give sexual pleasure to your family.
I reward this with pleasure for yourself and with love.

Well, you want to be happy and so forth.
For this, besides ceasing harm, you need to take advantage of times when you are well, build up your
sexual desire, get fit, find a partner if you do not already have one and give pleasure to your partner.
There is a heaven. When a man and a woman fall in love on earth, when they die their souls remain in love.

The following will help men and women build desire:

Pictures of some beautiful women
Pictures of some beautiful women 2
Pictures of some beautiful women 3
Pictures of some beautiful women 4
Pictures of some beautiful women 5
Pictures of some beautiful women 6
Pictures of some 'ordinary' women
Pictures of some 'ordinary' women 2
Pictures of some 'ordinary' women 3

Typical Beautiful Western Woman
Typical Beautiful Western Woman2
Typical Indian Woman
It also helps build desire to look at naked women performing yoga:

Nude Yoga Videos for Downloading
Yoga (pictures useful to build up desire)
Yoga Backbends
Yoga: Other Poses
Yoga: Other Poses2
Yoga Sitting Poses
Yoga Sitting Poses2

Well, if you are not done by now I am surprised.

There are no good movies, they are all Western rubbish, evil.
But I have included the best in the world for you to watch or download, and, more particularly,

the best (of course British) comedies ever produced in:

Best Movies

while you recover and then start all over on:

Here are the best videos in the world:

Best Videos in World 1

Best Videos in World 2

Best Videos in World 3

Best Videos in World 4

Superb Videos for downloading

Superb Videos 2 for downloading

S. Getting fit

How to Entertain a Woman II

How to entertain a man

You should not practice standard yoga. It is basically evil, given to Buddhists in the Himalayas
3000 years ago by Buddhist god shiva. It did NOT originate in Tamil Nadu, see for example:

The Yoga Sutras of Patanjali are Buddhist

But, I did give, in a dream, to Krishnamacharya, Karnataka, a system of exercises which subsequently
became known as Iyengar yoga. They had a purpose which is now over.
They are mostly harmful to you and instead you should practice exercises from tantra.
Mostly, nowadays, people are fat. You need to slim:

Best Weight

When you are able, not in pain etc., you need to bring back your sexual health:

Sexy Tantric Health

Thus, for example, when you are lying down doing nothing, you should practice keeping
your abdomen down, your nipples and penis hard, your vagina oozing wetness.

Or, if you are sitting, you should practice with one leg forward, one leg back and the other positions shown in:

World Beautiful Women's Day 4 11 2017

For how to wank, men and women, you should look at:

Man woman fun

Here are some of the other articles with programmes etc. to make you fit.

Exercise: Principles
Exercises for Health
Exercises for Sex
Tantra and Sex
Tantra, Exercise and more and more Pleasure
Tantra for when you are not well

Quite a few of My other articles also contain exercise sequences, see for example Section U below.

T. About choosing a partner, you should see above and read the following articles:

What turns a man, a woman on?
How to Choose a Man
How to Choose a Woman

Dating Service

Private Dating Suggested Agreement

In your massive efforts to find a suitable mate, you may not be surprised to know that there

is one non-person who will give you a helping hand if He had one.

So you should not put much money with the bookies (betting facilitators) that you will not succeed.

These days, particularly women are evil. Until you have brought your woman under control
she will argue, deny you pleasure, overspend, damage her and your health,..
On average, men try and be nice to their women, until she drives them beserk
and a woman can basically marry almost any
man and have the potential to be happy if she so wishes it.

Men need to be careful and choose well.

But, of course, life is fair, and a woman who is not nice to a nice man will suffer enormously.

The following spreadsheet tells you what is a reasonable price for sexual services from a man or woman,
of course the same whether from a spouse, a date or a male or female prostitute:

Price calculator for sexual services

The following article explains why it is in your very best interests to date (maybe leading to marriage)
and if you are fit also become a male or female prostitute, AND, to use opposite sex sexual services:

How Receiving Pleasure Can Reduce Pain

U. Relaxation, sex and marriage:

The Important Promises Act of 580 million BC

What does a woman look like?
How to Relax (before you can give or receive pleasure)
Man woman fun
Sex and Marriage
Sex Positions
How the hell to love Lord Vishnu?
How to avoid having a baby
How to exercise and have pleasure when you are not well (useful for everyone)

Tantra Yoga(for relaxation after sex)
How to pleasure a child
How to Teach a Child Language and General Knowledge

Example service and also marriage agreements

Best Indian Singers
Best Western Romantic Songs and Artists
The Only Good Instrumental Music

What is the purpose of hearing?

What is the purpose of a nose? (useful for everyone)

What is the purpose of taste?

What is the purpose of touch?

V. Wrong conduct is not to obey Me.

Nobody with a sound mind harms others, harms himself, or harms his family (details for these below).
Harming others is the cause of you losing soundness of mind.
When one is in a state of unsound mind, the devil took over according to the degree of unsoundness.
She does this through the use of body-less spirits (angels, Angel Gabriel, Balaji, etc.).

I reward harm with suffering, in order to be fair and in order to bring you back to the path of loving Me.
With suffering, a person feels remorse and then desires to surrender to Me.
In this age, there has been a lot of wrong doing, see My article A History of the World, and

98% of the things you do are evil and why, and

A History of the West (particularly useful for Jews, Buddhists, Atheists)

Just one example is the huge lack of care given to children.
As another example, what happens to cows, pigs and chicken:
They are, besides being kept in pain, often kept hungry, thirsty, dirty, given harmful food.
Many people will therefore also be in pain, hungry, thirsty, a result.
My article Food and rabies discusses what will be happening soon.

It should be noted that such pain, hunger etc. is the result of the child's or animal's own
wrong doing, when they were people in the previous life.

Aside from doing harm, one of 1000 other wrong doings is theft.
In a country like India, 50% of people (layabouts) were until recently paid salaries stolen from other Indians
through a system of hidden taxes levied to a large extent, but not exclusively, on rural people.

The amount of theft by these layabouts was huge. For example, they might have been paid a salary of Rs 14000
EVERY month for 30 or more years. That is Rs 50 lakhs.
How will these layabouts and worse, policemen, hospital staff, street this back?
If they own a wife, they will need to send her out as a prostitute; women 'workers' will want to do this also
because the alternative is huge pain.There is not a single person in world who wants anything
like huge pain.

Here are some articles about socialism etc. that will interest you:

About Money (sounds boring, but a useful article for you to read!)

Best Call Girl Centres in the World

Call Girls and Hard Men: Prices, details

Cost of living around the World (sounds boring, but a useful article for you to read!)

How long will I live? (useful for everyone to read)

How much money does Modi make and have?

How much pain will you and your country's leaders endure?

How to Reduce Your Pain

Pets (useful for everyone to know about)

The Capitalist Fair Exchange Act 22/09/2017 (useful for everyone to read)

The Science of How To Upset Other People

When Life Gets TOO Much for you

This is the last age of this world and there will be no more rebirths.
In the past, when, for example, the land of a Red Indian was taken by the British, he might not receive justice in this life, but in the next.
Now, justice happens in this lifetime itself:

Bloodshed happens twice: Perfect Justice

There is no hell, other than here on earth when you have for example (many many possibilities) arthritis (the result of harming your family).

W. Harming Others

Some people kill fetuses, babies etc. They will get Type II Diabetes (leading to amputations..).
See:Type II Diabetes
Some people have eaten pigs. I am going to transmit FMD ('foot and mouth disease') to such people.
Some people have eaten beef. I am going to transmit bovine ('mad cow disease') to such people.
Some people have eaten chicken. See My article Avian Flu
The amount of pain they will receive will be equal to the pain inflicted in the course of their lives.

Suppose someone is 53 and has eaten half a chicken each day in his life for 50 years.
50*365*.5 is about 9000 chicken sufferings.
That is a lot of pain from Avian flu.

Some people have eaten meat other than cow, pork and chicken. See My article Natural Disasters
Most people use Western medicines, vaccines, cosmetics tested on animals. See My article
Western medicine-no benefits, huge side effects
For using these, I give chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS or ME) or Fibromyalgia which now impact 23% of the population of the world.
In 10 years' time, these conditions will impact 65% of the world population.
ME/CFS gives severe fatigue and malaise following mental or physical activity.
Symptoms of Fibromyalgia include a burning ache, a feeling like the muscles have been pulled or torn.
Muscles may twitch or even burn. Another symptom is a profound lack of energy and extreme fatigue.

X. Harming Your Family

The main harm nowadays is not caring for your children. For harming a child you get osteoarthritis and for harming an adult
rheumatoid arthritis. See My article 'The Twelve Commandments' for a definition of harm.

Y. Harming Oneself

The devil causes one to:

  1. Have arguments with your partner (causing insomnia and destroying your marriage).
  2. Not have sexual pleasure (widespread ill-effects, see below).
  3. Have mental disease (depression, schizophrenia..)
  4. Have lack of sleep (causing you lots of problems)
  5. Become proud (leading to mistakes..Pride is the most important thing in the world not to have).
  6. Have stress (causing you to consume alcohol and bringing mental ill-health, and physical problems later).
  7. Avoid pain due to you (causing you physical disabilities; in any case you will have the pain later, when you are less able to cope).
    My article Dealing with arsenic, illness, etc.

    sets out how you can best deal with the arsenic which Westerners have
    put in the world's water supply. It is only a little, per person, so will take a year

    to work into these particular people, for example a person who has had an operation rather than face pain,..

The results of harming oneself

The different harms result in heart conditions, cancer, diabetes, hypertension, kidney problems, AIDS, bone loss, venereal disease,
tooth decay, constipation, dementia, senility, and Alzheimer's.
Take the effects of not having sexual pleasure as an example:

The sperm and eggs of men and women become rotten if kept inside.
You get 'sexually transmitted infection', also known as
sexually transmitted disease or venereal disease, VD.

It is not sexually transmitted.
What is not known is how common this disease is and how it slowly over the years
creeps into particularly the lungs, heart and brain.

So, if you do not regularly masturbate or have sex then you will face in later life huge health issues.
By the time you are 60, you will be a complete physical, mental and emotional wreck. You will be 'gaga'.

(this has always been true, but until recently everybody, popes, nuns, etc.did at least masturbate
more frequently than nowadays.)
All of these conditions can be helped sufficiently so that they do not bother you, see below how to do this.

What to do about harming oneself

In My article '99% of the population have sleep disorders'
I set out how the seven sleep disorders correspond to the seven ways in which Satan harms you.
My article 'How to solve harming oneself problems'
sets out what you should do.
So, all you need to do to get yourself well is to find out which sleep disorder you give yourself.

Z. List of all articles and materials

98% of the things you do are evil and why

99% of the population have sleep disorders

About people

A Greek Love Song to the One I Love

A History of the West (particularly useful for Jews, Buddhists, Atheists)

A History of the World (useful if you do not know what is wrong in the world)

A love letter to one woman

A hate you i hate you i hate you poem to lord vishnu

ok my darling

A Love Song to Lord Vishnu

A Love Song to Lord Vishnu2

A Love Song to Lord Vishnu3

A poem to My Lord and well anyone who gives Me their love,

A Pure Mind

A Second Love Song from shyam to Lord Vishnu

About Hinduism (useful to you if you are Hindu)

About Money (sounds boring, but a useful article for you to read!)

Am I going to be wet enough for Kalki?

Am I horrid enough for a homosexual lover of God?

An Article

A Perfectly Bad Day

Avian Flu (are you going to get this?)

Be Kind to Buddhists Act

Best Call Girl Centres in the World

Best Devotional Singers

Best Hindi Romantic Songs and Artists

Best Holidays in the World

Best Indian Singers

Best Movies

Best Nudist Beaches in the World

Best Videos in World 1

Best Videos in World 2

Best Videos in World 3

Best Videos in World 4

Best Weight

Best Western Romantic Songs and Artists

Biography of BKS Iyengar yoga 'guru'

Bloodshed happens twice: Perfect Justice (useful for everyone)

Breast and Penis Size







Call Girls and Hard Men, prices, details

Chanting, Meditation and Prayer

Comment on the Quran (useful for Muslims)

Computer programmes you may need

Cost of living around the World (sounds boring, but a useful article for you to read!)

Dancing on a bright summer's day (this file tells you the best way to dance)

Dating Service India

Private Dating Suggested Agreement

Dealing with arsenic, illness, etc. (you may want to read this)



Directions to those who are not sure whether they wish to continue doing evil

Directions to those wishing to continue doing evil

Doing the Impossible

Do you love Him/him like max max?

Do you want ecstasy?


Driver agreement record keeping

Electromagnetic Waves

Everday is War

Example service and also marriage agreements

Exercise: Principles

Exercises for Health

Exercises for Sex

'Experts' and 'Gurus'


Feed em Act 28 11 2017

Food and rabies (useful for everyone to read)

Four types of People

Free Act 28 11 2017


Ganesh (useful to you if you are Hindu)


Good News

Hair Loss

Having Fun with a Woman


Hindu Worship of Vishnu

How Healthy are You, and How to Become Healthier

How long does it take to melt a heart?

How long will I live? (useful for everyone to read)

How much money does Modi make and have?

How much pain will you and your country's leaders endure?

How Receiving Pleasure Can Reduce Pain

How the hell to love Lord Vishnu? (useful for everyone)

How to avoid having a baby

How to build trust in a marriage

How to Choose a Man

How to Choose a Woman

How to Clean a room

How to Clean a Woman

How to deal with a (your) broken heart

How to entertain a man, Indian lying on back I exercises

How to Entertain a Woman II, Indian lying on back II

How to exercise and have pleasure when you are not well (useful for everyone)

How to Keep Him Amused

How to Listen to Lord Vishnu

How to make a nipple hard

How to pleasure a child (a must read if you have one)

How to Reduce Your Pain

How to Relax (important prior to receiving pleasure)

How to solve harming oneself problems

How to touch a Woman

How to touch a Woman 2

How to touch an aura

How to worship Allah


I am gonna stick around

Indian Hotels

Indian Twisting Postures for All

Indian Lying on Front Positions for Men

Indian Forward Bending Postures for Men

Indian Married Life

Is being crucified a pleasant experience?

Is taking a walk good for you?

I wanna love this bitch

Jesus (useful to you if you are Christian)

Jolly hard cheese, better luck next time! (useful for all of you)


Keeping secrets from your loved ones

Kerala Houseboats: Lovely trips around the backwaters


Kissing Her

Language, General Knowledge and what to Teach a Child

Law for Muslims

Listen to Me and me

List of Words on this Website

Little known facts: the horrible truth and nothing but

Living in India: the TRUTH

Love Words from Lord Vishnu to Kalki


Lovely pictures for downloading

Loving a Woman

Loving Vishnu

Manhood and Womanhood

Man woman fun


Marriage is about sex not fun

Meeting Lord Vishnu (of all the articles on this website, this is the most important of all)

My Book of Paintings


Natural Disasters (useful if you eat meat other than cow, pork and chicken)

Nude Yoga Videos for Downloading

OMENS (om, ah men aargh men, wo men, aum, ill tidings coming) good luck coming My way

Omen 3

On Love

Only for MEN

On the subject of rape

Orgasm in 5 seconds



Perfect Health in Sin City

Pets (useful for everyone to know about)

Pictures for Downloading

Pictures of some 'ordinary' women

Pictures of some 'ordinary' women 2

Pictures of some 'ordinary' women 3

Pictures of some beautiful women

Pictures of some beautiful women 2

Pictures of some beautiful women 3

Pictures of some beautiful women 4

Pictures of some beautiful women 5

Pictures of some beautiful women 6

Poisoning Food Supply Act

Polluting Industries Act

Price calculator for sexual services

Property Rights

Public Announcements and World Governance (useful if you want to know the new rules)

Really not well like 2% evil-ly not well people, up to 100%% evil-ly not well scum

Reasonable Business Dealings AND List of Businesses selling products and services you want

Recognizing that you are EVIL is half the battle

Recovering from Marital Preparations


Revenge Guidelines

Sex Positions for babies

Sex Positions for an Indian man

Sex and Marriage

Sexy Tantric Health

Skin Protection Act


Solving Your Life Equation

Song: I love you


Stress and Tension

Superb Videos for downloading

Superb Videos 2 for downloading

Suppose you marry an ugly woman


Tantra and Sex

Tantra, Exercise and more and more Pleasure

Tantra for when you are not well

Tantra Yoga


The Act of Me Saying Sorry

The Bhagavad Gita is a Buddhist Text (useful to you if you are Hindu)

The Next Day

The 11 11 Reaching Act

The Act of Forgive xx Act of 580 million BC

The Beauty Act 23 October 685 million BC

The Capitalist Fair Exchange Act 22/09/2017 (useful for everyone to read)

The Caste System in India

The Chakra System

The Charitable Deeds Act 23 October 1741

The Chinese Government Right to Bare Arms Act 22 October 2017

The Differences between a Man and a Woman

The Facts of Life

The Freedom Act 21 October 2017

The Freedom from Fear Act 24 October 2995 BC

The Gayatri Mantra

The Glancing Blows Act

The gruff growling spiteful act 23 11 17

The hardware and software criminals Act

The Holidays Act 23 October 1871

The Homo Sapien Equality Act 14 11 2017

The Important Promises Act of 580 million BC

The Important Prices Act 24 October 2017

The Interim Cockroach Punishment Act

The Land Act 21 October 2017

The Lies Act 23 October 2017

The Murdering Hairs Act

The No Mercy Ever to Cockroaches etc. Act -585 million AD

The Lord Vishnu Nothing Will go Right for You Act

The Noise Control Act 21 October 2017

The Please Help Act 23 October 2017

The Public Cleanliness Act 21 October 2017

The Public Tranquility Act 21 October 2017

The Reasonableness Act 21 October 2017

The Right to Steal, Rape, Murder etc. Act 24 October 2017

The Samsung, Google, Airtel, icici bank and others and Christians be damned Act

The Shy Punishment Act

The Shock Horror and Battle Beginning Act

The Unavailability Act 23 October 2017

The Unfair Behaviour Act 19 Oct 2017

The Ramayana (useful to you if you are Hindu)

The Only Good Instrumental Music

The Science of How To Upset Other People

The Yoga Sutras of Patanjali are Buddhist

Toe Safety Act

Twelve Commandments (Essential guide to right conduct)

True Love and Love

Type II Diabetes

Do you believe in astrological numbers?
Am I trying to scare scum bags?
My birth date = 25 + 7 + 1952 =9, if My mum was not lying.
Actually although She was evil,
I should perhaps mention that She was honest (whoops I mean dis, so possibly I am 1 or 2 etc.), vegetarian and like real beaut when young,
although absolutely horrid looking when aged, decrepit etc.
Maybe She had another nice characteristic I am not sure. 1 maximum.
I almost got tummy ache looking at Her, which strangely I like to do. I err love My mum.
Broke Her spine shortly after having Me.
Then had a daughter, must have been a touch painful that.
I think love making was not too easy for Her after having Me.
Would you service your husband as is the law if you had a broken spine?
I wonder how He managed to convince Her to do it?
Suppose your Lord was giving you poison as was My dad to My mum,
would you flee like a fly? Like My mum did, or is marriage until death?
Or would you drink it like I have done?
Absolute bitch not servicing My dad properly and not accepting His gifts to Her and abandoning Him.
What about you, are you an absolute bitch? Or not yet experienced Hindu man?
Or are you charming like My dad? (For His other women, He really seemed to be charming, for a while)
It is handsomeness and a smile that does it.
Are you handsome?
Is that a Hindu smile or an Indian smile?

2+2+1926 =4
My dad. Surat, Gujarat, 25+8+1913= 2, or sometimes He said
25+8+1918=7, what His mum said I have no idea, probably 'I am going to wack it into Him',
She being Hindu.
Absolute evil, although I worship the ground He probably spat on.
Do you cry when you see India or are you not looking?
Love at first sight with My mum, but disobeyed father on arranged marriage (and other things).
If you loved a woman absolutely but your dad asked you to marry another.
Would you without hesitation gladly do what He said or would you disobey?
Suppose your dad had no interest in you. Just hypothetically like.
And asked you to marry someone who loved another and was never going to satisfy you.
Would you obey your dad?
I would.
Are you a man or are you a toad?
Suppose your beloved asked you to dance on tip toes when you have 2 broken toes.
Will you obey gladly and have tears when you almost fall because
at that point you are not actually dancing?
Would you dance for him or her for 1 minute or for 2.5 hours?
Is this painful?
Are you averse to pain?
Today= 25+11+2017=1. Is this good for Me?
What is your birth sign/number? F+E+A+R= FEAR?
Are you INDIAN? Love and happiness 9
Does this make you happy?
Or are you BRITISH SCUM? WW3 (world war 3)
Do you think that 1= scum = should only have one eye, 4 = 4 eyes but no tits,
2 or 7 = 4.5 eyes and no tits? Or is zero eyes better?
Do you love God or do you prefer food?
Was My mum lying or not?
For this purpose and this purpose only I deem it that mothers do not lie in regard to the matter
of your date of birth.
So therefore I am 9 and therefore if you happen to be a 9 and you
happen to be called Shyam Mehta with My email address,
I deem it true that only good things will happen to Me.
Are you pleased that only nice things will happen to Me?

Typical Beautiful Western Woman

Typical Beautiful Western Woman2

Typical Indian Woman

Vishnu pleads for help with Sexy India KPD ZTP

Vishnu Yoga Guru

Vishnu's Family

Watching a movie

Website files for downloading, if you want your own copy

Western medicine-no benefits, huge side effects


What are the characteristics of a nice woman?

What attracts a woman to a man?

What does a Man Want to See?

What does a woman look like?

What does your female property want?

What happens when you approach God or He approaches you?

What is it like if you decide you wish to love Lord Vishnu

What is Lord Vishnu's Name?

What is the Job of a Woman?

What is the purpose of hearing?

What is the purpose of a nose? (useful for everyone)

What is the purpose of taste?

What is the purpose of touch?

What should a man say to a Woman?

What should you take to Delhi

What turns a man, a woman on?

When a man loves a woman

When Life Gets TOO Much for you

When you look at a woman

Who do you really love?

Why Might You Get Knee Ache?

WO MEN II Day ii


World Beautiful Women's Day 4 11 2017(worth looking at)

WW3 Begins 28/11

Yoga (pictures useful to build up desire)

Yoga Backbends (pictures useful to build up desire)

Yoga Sitting Poses (pictures useful to build up desire)

Yoga Sitting Poses2 (pictures useful to build up desire)

Yoga: Other Poses (pictures useful to build up desire)

Yoga: Other Poses2 (pictures useful to build up desire)


You Want It

Your Life is an Important Love Story

The Act of Me Saying Sorry

Concluding Remarks

I believe that the above articles will be useful to you.

After marriage to My Lord, I did write about 60 books and hundreds of articles
of what I thought would be useful to you.

I was actually pretty careful about checking with My Lord that every sentence,
word was good for you, was true.

But, in My opinion, He was training My mind to think for Myself and recognize rubbish.
The material was however both interesting and humourous and I loved writing it.

The articles I have now deleted,
I am possibly keeping some of the books because they have an
occassional sentence which is useful, but,

here are the books for download which I think maybe are not really useful to you,
but maybe you will enjoy or find interesting:


Autobiography of me

Hundreds of Delicious Vegetarian Cookery Dishes

Oxford University


Western Philosophy

Of course, the cookbook was written by My mother not Me. In My opinion, you should have milk
and yoghurt and chocolate or chikki.

The book on physics is of course unintelligible to everyone, including Me.